do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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