Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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