Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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