help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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