My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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