is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
