i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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