Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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