just survived the first fart of the relationship.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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