So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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