You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
