K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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