He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have aggressive nipples.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
