This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think your dad took our porno
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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