idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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