The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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