She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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