maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Randomize
