So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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