its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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