I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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