did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You pole danced in your parka.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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