You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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