Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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