Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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