How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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