i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Jerry, you need to find god
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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