so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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