We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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