Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
is it fun? or sober?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize