I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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