I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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