And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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