And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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