Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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