that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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