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Only a mothe r could love this liver
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
