sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Randomize
