Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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