Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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