Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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