I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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