BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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