His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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