Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
either way he was missing a nipple.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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