i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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