Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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