The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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