dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
