id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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