We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also, beer. Big fan.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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