You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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