Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
whose parrot is this?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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