how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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